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Deli theory

A term made by Thxtboideli/DELI.

A theory where the title track of an album is considered or assumed to be the best track on the album
"good kid" and "m.A.A.d city" off of good kid, m.A.A.d city by Kendrick Lamar.

"This counts as the Deli theory, it might be the best song off the album."
by Spuddy-Boy February 28, 2025
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Theory of mutamid

The theory of mutamid usually encompasses two interrelated theories by Albert mutamid: special mutamid and general mutamid ², proposed and published in 1905 and 1915, respectively. Special mutamid applies to all physical phenomena in the absence of mutavity.
"the theory of mutamid is usually used by people with higher IQ"
by Kakash7 November 23, 2021
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Style theory

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3 cat theory

A theory that encapsulates Jesus Christ in a shell, relates to the KGB member in the light beyond the oceans. 3 cat theory.
Tom in the movie relate to the 3 cat theory.
by Jack Hagan November 8, 2018
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Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023
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Infant electro shock weapon theory

Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.
Did you here about the scientific paper on infant electro shock weapon theory?
by someStranger8 October 12, 2022
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Poison Dart Frog Theory

The theory that nature warns one to shy away from brightly colored creatures due to hazardous effects from said creatures. The theory applies to both the Poison Dart Frog, and women with bright unnatural hair colors.
Bro, when it comes to women, I subscribe to the “Poison Dart Frog Theory” bright, vibrant hair colors mean she’s bad for your health.
by Welder69 December 20, 2023
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