Smoking wifey

A step past smoking buddy. The person that you love smoking with that will always pack your bowls for you, rolls your joints and blunts, and smoke you out. Typically a significant other.

After a long day of work; I come home to a fresh packed bowl. I love my smoking wifey.

by Beauty and the Keif September 8, 2016

deck of smokes

Slang. A single package of filtered cigarettes. Named for its resemblance to a deck of cards, in shape and size.

I bought a new deck of smokes for the trip.

He smoked a deck of smokes a day, back then.

by BlackOrchid August 11, 2021

Smoked Doggie

you get fucked in minecraft pvp

get smoked doggie.

by smoked doggie June 12, 2018

Smoking Piss

Smoking Something Very Dodgey

Sam - "Did you see Mya Smoking Piss?"
Max - "Nah G"

by newpoint November 18, 2020

smoked turkey

When it is thanksgiving and you get really really high

Collin: Oh man look at Spencer, he just ripped his bong! That is one smoked turkey!

by HighNiggis November 28, 2019

smoking lung

A special, hidden lung that is activated by a couple of drinks and allows you to light up a smoke directly after putting out the previous one without feeling miff.

Friend: "Let go out for a ciggie"
Me: "Urgh no bro, last night my smoking lung opened after two draughts and and I finished two packets of smokes in three hours!"

by thewordman777 February 9, 2018

Brown Smoke

The act of blowing any kind of smoke to the anus of another human-being and then having them fart it into your mouth.

Friend 1 : You want want that brown smoke?

Friend 2 : I'd love some brown smoke!

by iDrinkBeer November 8, 2020