Dashboard Warrior is exactly like a keyboard warrior but in a car for instances of spontaneous road rage where there is never any plan to escalate an altercation face to face. In fact, if any encounter is about to escalate beyond harmless finger fighting via some Mime-Fu or Hand-Jitsu, the Dashboard Warrior will make all efforts to hastily drive off and escape.
Man, the school drop off these days is crazy. Nothing but Dashboard Warriors and Karents as if everyone is late to work - too busy go toe to toe before the principal or, Mr Meyers (the oversized PE/Math teacher) breaks it up. I get it, schools were only made for students arriving by walking in the snow uphill both ways — never this militaristic style attack by troops comprised of assorted mini backpacked soldiers in primary colored camo, shuttled quickly by fleets of offroad Humvee-like 4x4 suvs and all personnel carriers in the form of gold, silver, and burgundy minivans…
by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021
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Get the Warrior cats animated mug.a shottie bong. a Shottie is a way of smoking cannabis through in a bong, instead of having a bowl, the pipe is straight, a plug of tobacco is used, then cannabis is applied over the top of the tobacco. a lighter is applied until the plug burns enough to slip down the pipe and 'pop' into the water at the bottom. These can also be referred to as 'Shinobi Warriors'.
variations include:
'Shinobis'
'Shinoblays'
'warriors'
variations include:
'Shinobis'
'Shinoblays'
'warriors'
by Robbinnnz January 13, 2010
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“ *sigh* anywhere but KFC. I’m tired of those watermelon warriors
“ *sigh* anywhere but KFC. I’m tired of those watermelon warriors
by Gsiseooskd July 20, 2022
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"That non-verbal autistic guy thinks he's so smart but he's just a keyboard warrior, he wouldn't dare say that to my face or I'd smash his face in."
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