Standing long range while shooting cum at a persons face and making suppressed fart noises that sound like a raygun from COD
Walker leaned in with a mischievous grin and whispered, 'Tonight, Alejandro ... I’m bringing out the Ray Gun Warrior
by Hondildo July 24, 2025

by anon124668 December 3, 2020

by King1kram May 2, 2018

People who had a stroke BUT didn't feel that they weren't a "stroke victim" or, "stroke survivor". They wanted to show themselves and the world that they were able to build their muscles and their brain by using brain building exercises, muscles building exercise and they know that their brains' neurons were able of neuroplasticity; just like child, teenagers, adults and elder adults were. The Stroke Warrior' brains' neurons were rerouting their neurontransmissions past dying ones and making a map from new neurons.
Stroke Warrior: Watch this. I can run up their stairs with my bare feet.
Doctor: Uh. That's not possibility!
Stroke Warrior: (runs up the stairs). See?
Doctor: Wha---
Doctor: Uh. That's not possibility!
Stroke Warrior: (runs up the stairs). See?
Doctor: Wha---
by Son of Dionysis January 13, 2019

Jeff: Holy Fuck, how did he do that?!?! He must be a python warrior!
Tiffany: He is! He is a panda in training!!!
Jeff: A what?
Tiffany:A python warrior is basically a sexy beast; he praises oprah, and is a panda in training!!!
Tiffany: He is! He is a panda in training!!!
Jeff: A what?
Tiffany:A python warrior is basically a sexy beast; he praises oprah, and is a panda in training!!!
by 69panda69 March 28, 2015

by Ratataatat2 August 30, 2021

arguably the greatest warriors team ever.
signed kevin durant in 2016 free agency after winning 73 GAMES the season prior, but losing to lebron and the cavs in 7 after blowing a 3-1 lead.
gentleman swept the cavs in 2017 finals and 4-0 swept them in 2018 finals
won 67 games while KD missed 20.
absolutely elite point differential (4th all time, behind 1972 lakers, 1971 bucks, and 1996 bulls)
lebron averaged 34 12 and 10 in the finals but they still couldnt beat this juggernaut
the "hampton 5" or "death lineup" consisted of steph curry, klay thompson, draymond green, andre iguodala, and kevin durant.
KD won finals mvp (as well as the year after)
16-1 in the playoffs (best of all time, better than '01 lakers)
draymond green also won DPOTY
warriors won TOTY award at the espys
curry, durant, green, and klay were all allstars that season.
bob myers won executive of the year
first team to have four players hit four threes in a single game
tied for most all-stars on a single team in history with 4 other teams
most games with a 40-point winning margin or higher in regular season
45 points in the 1st quarter of a playoff game (tied with 3 other teams for 1st all time)
+16.3 point differential per game going into nba finals (largest margin in NBA history)
a bonafide DYNASTY.
signed kevin durant in 2016 free agency after winning 73 GAMES the season prior, but losing to lebron and the cavs in 7 after blowing a 3-1 lead.
gentleman swept the cavs in 2017 finals and 4-0 swept them in 2018 finals
won 67 games while KD missed 20.
absolutely elite point differential (4th all time, behind 1972 lakers, 1971 bucks, and 1996 bulls)
lebron averaged 34 12 and 10 in the finals but they still couldnt beat this juggernaut
the "hampton 5" or "death lineup" consisted of steph curry, klay thompson, draymond green, andre iguodala, and kevin durant.
KD won finals mvp (as well as the year after)
16-1 in the playoffs (best of all time, better than '01 lakers)
draymond green also won DPOTY
warriors won TOTY award at the espys
curry, durant, green, and klay were all allstars that season.
bob myers won executive of the year
first team to have four players hit four threes in a single game
tied for most all-stars on a single team in history with 4 other teams
most games with a 40-point winning margin or higher in regular season
45 points in the 1st quarter of a playoff game (tied with 3 other teams for 1st all time)
+16.3 point differential per game going into nba finals (largest margin in NBA history)
a bonafide DYNASTY.
by obliterate3 February 25, 2022
