Top Muffin

Similar to creme de la creme, but in modern terms. The top of the muffin is always the tastiest and moistest, therefore the best!
1: Whoa! He is amazing!
2: Yer man he's the Top Muffin of the rugby team"
by MR TAZ MAINIA January 11, 2010
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bottom top

during a three sum, it is the middle person in position penetrating one while getting fucked by the other. the top fucks the bottom top, the bottom top fucks the bottom.
“yo did you see what the top did with the bottom top that made the bottom quiver.”
by bearfacebearface May 14, 2018
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came on top

1. A successful outcome, winning in a competition

2. Literally, having an orgasm on top position
1. Sheila came on top of the opposition

2. Sheila came on top of her boyfriend
by TheGuyWhoDidStuff May 13, 2016
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Crop top

The best invention ever. When a girl wears a crop top with black leggings it’s bassiclly a boner or virgin where you can see that fat ass and she can’t cover it at all and see her abs
My ass looks nice in that crop top
by Thesauce1234 February 02, 2023
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Story Top

Story Topping occurs when the storyteller is interrupted by a person who start to tell another story they believe is better.
(S.T. for short)
I can’t believe Heather just story topped me with her unicorn batteling an octopus at the star bucks.
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top kill

procedure used as a means of sealing an oil well that is experiencing an uncontrolled eruption of crude oil or natural gas. The process involves pumping heavyweight drilling mud into the manifolds connected to the top of the well. This procedure stops the flow of oil and gas from the well and is a prelude to sealing the well completely (usually with cement).
BP engineers had injected a "junk shot" of heavier blocking materials as part of the "top kill" procedure being attempted.
by the real word warrior May 28, 2010
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top shelfing it

Taking a dump on the closed lid of a toilet. Usually performed in someone else's dorm or barracks.
You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.
by Col. Peter Spanker April 01, 2008
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