Stringy Cheese Surprise

When you masturbate continuously and your semen turns into a stringy cheese surprise.

"I had a stringy cheese surprise last night."

by hillbillyhickfuck April 13, 2015

Bomb Pop Surprise

When a man goes down on a woman while working an ice cold bomb pop in and out of her pussy until it melts completely. He then licks her clean.

My boyfriend came over last night and gave me my first bomb pop surprise out by the pool.... it was so rad!

by Sex Lab September 11, 2019

high rise surprise

Farting in an elevator before sending it on to the next floor, resulting in a nasty surprise for the next rider.

Ken moved out of his downtown apartment after the girls on the 13th floor left him a high rise surprise on Saturday night.

by The mad shatter November 29, 2017

ricky dicky surprise

The sexual art of eating a girl out and it not being flavorful enough. You proceed to put a lip in and use her vagina as a spitter. Once you've finished your dip you place the entire pinch in her vagina and give it two pumps to make sure it's all the way in. She then to top it all off queefs the dip onto your chest.

The Ricky dicky surprise last night tore her pussy up but was so worth it.

by Haharickydick7 January 8, 2017

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

When a person fills their anal cavity with lube, corn syrup, and black dye, and surprises someone with it. Usually a significant other during sex.

Jimmy was shocked when he saw Susan gave him Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise after only the second date.

by Cthulhureceiver November 29, 2019

Kool aid surprise

The act of pouring microwaved kool aid on a male partners penis and then yell surprise! While your partner is screaming.

Ya I gave that bitch a kool aid surprise last tuesday. He'll think twice before cheating on me again.

by Gorillabeast2012 June 11, 2012

Birthday Burrito Surprise

Put on your birthday suit, wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito, wait for your significant other, friends, or family (if you dare) to see you, and then quickly unwrap your butt-ass-naked-self in front of them, yelling, “Surprise!” You’re naked when you do this - in case you missed it.

Girl 1: Omg, when I got home, my boyfriend gave me a Birthday Burrito Surprise.
Girl 2: What the heck is that?
Girl 1: He was wrapped in a blanket, like a burrito, and then surprised me when he popped out naked!

by Joooshy January 18, 2023