poo noodle

when you fuck someone or something so hard up the ass theire shit goes into your dick and when you go to piss for the first time after sex you piss it out. . it hurts lol

man i fucked her so hard i had a poo noodle that cloged the tiolet.

by gratedane February 24, 2009

poo boom

When you fart at such high speed you shit yourself and make a noise about it

After flatuating Barry realised he had poo boomed

by Tom Gibbs February 1, 2007

spooky poo

when you have a poo but it comes out so fast that it goes around the bend on the back of the toilet leaving no trace of a poo at all

Dan: dude i just had a banging shit but when i looked in the bog it wasnt there

Garry: must of been a spooky poo

by Rumpletrumpskin March 6, 2010

poo egg

1) An oval shaped stool (can be of any size/ dimensions) that is stubborn to be laid.

2) A term of endearment used for an old friend or rotund shaped person.

1) I did a right bastard of a poo egg last night just couldnt bare to leave my anus it seemed.

2) Alrate me owd poo egg!

Did you see that poo egg sat in McDonalds ?

by WeeFace May 16, 2008

Monster Poo

When you defecate feces so large, it seems to take up the entire bowl. You're so proud of it, you are tempted to take a picture to show your friends, claiming, "I made this!"

Last night, I had a monster poo so big it caused a shitcident.

by Poo Queen April 21, 2010

poo face

someone who has a face which looks like poo i.e Ian or .:blue:.

Ian has a poo face

by Fill May 11, 2003

poo nanny

vagina

ur a poo nanny

by scene kid ily short stack August 16, 2009