bat

apparently you can murder furries with this
#BeatAFurryDay

Hey, it’s a furry, brutally beat the shit outta it with your bats!

by he he noob April 8, 2023

Bats

A grumpy old man who doesn’t like the modern generation and can be clever at times and dumb at others.

“Don’t let Bats chuck your phone in the fire!”
“No he is very grumpy”

by KingSamwich06 December 8, 2019

Bat breaker

When you’re about to have sex with a girl, say you’ll brake her like Batman, then proceed to pick her up over your head and drop her, kneeing her in the back as she falls. From there, you proceed to fuck her.

Yo I gave this girl a bat breaker last night, she still hasn’t moved since

by Dirtygrandpa11111 September 30, 2021

Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.

They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat

by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025

Pet Bat

A terrible Battledudes.io Player

Wow, Pet Bat is worse than Bots at BD!

by Goofy ahh stuedjasdf November 17, 2022

Fruit bat head

When a female’s (usually a teenager) face looks like a fruit bat

Hey fruit bat head!

by Skinny Junior January 5, 2022

A lion with a baseball bat

What you tattoo on your own back so people know not to mess with you. WARNING: Could be mistaken for a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

Person 1: That's a lion with a baseball bat
Person 2: Kinda looks like a butt with a wig playing the oboe.

by Exxacto February 19, 2023