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testfreak

Gay steroid using male, usually found hanging around the gym locker room eyeballing the showers.
Also found standing buck ass naked in front of a mirror flexing of blow drying his/her hair with a raging hard-on.

Can also be found on message boards promoting the homosexual agenda.
Hey, who's that guy wearing only a trench coat (with the word N.A.M.B.L.A. written on the back), dark sunglasses, a hat, and black socks? He just walked into that elementary school with a jar of mayonnaise, a gerbil, a plunger, & a smile...
Oh, that's just a Testfreak.
by whoiis? February 24, 2010
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Testiblast

a). The act of cumming and tea bagging at the same time

b). When you completely beast up and ace a test, reach an atheletic achievment or just finished getting a wank from some bitch.

c). instead of getting hit in the nuts straight on, get hit at the back of the sack.
a). Don- dude i testiblasted that chick
bill- dude thats some sick shit!

b). Don- 98%, fuck yeah son just testiblasted that algebra quiz!
bill- alright but your still never getting laid

c). Don- Dude are you ok?
bill- shit man, that lax ball just testiblasted me
Don- ...I'd be blown
by Maniac500 March 2, 2010
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Test Avoidance Syndrome (TAS)

Test Avoidance Syndrome is a legitimate and common disease found in teenagers right before an exam. Common symptoms are sudden illness, procrastination, and the urge not to go to school the next day.
1: "We have that terms quiz tomorrow for APUSH tomorrow..."
2: "Oh... I can't go to school tomorrow... I have Test Avoidance Syndrome (TAS).
1: "#%$&er..."
by REDOXCloudy August 31, 2012
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test dick

The guy who gets used by a girl to see if she is truly gay.
While I care about Kirk, he'll always be my test dick before I met Sherry.
by Redraven80 May 14, 2017
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Test head

One of the first dicks an underage girl sucks usually a 12th grader named Dave who she met at a party. It will be recorded as one of the smallest that she will encounter in her sexual career.
Yeah Bethe got caught giving test head in Jimmy's parent guest bedroom at the party last Saturday
by Middle aged middle white male November 7, 2018
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tCentralOne

A technology oriented YouTube channel by TCOhayden.
You should subscribe to tCentralOne on YouTube!
by TCOhayden July 1, 2019
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