That is so rick-tarded
by skatezero872 January 6, 2008

A person that stands in front of the menu at the local Rita's water ice stand and screams the menu into their cellphone so that their lazy assed significant other can get a gellati. Ri-tards are often also Bluetools
by Orchard August 2, 2006

by ogga booga May 13, 2005

by Thatgrill January 12, 2019

Lacking the eye-hand coordination to properly use a Wii controller, leading to a lot of frustrated arm-waving and inability to play even a simple game.
by JustBobS May 16, 2011

Chocolate Tard is taken from a word Chocolate Tart in which tart is replaced by tard which means retard,Chocolate Tard is the kind of person that is addicted to chocolate(usually girls) and tweet about how much they love chocolate,I mean I know chocolate is good but don't overreact.
Girl : OMGGG!!! CHOCOLATE IS SO GOODZZ ME WANTZ TO MARRY CHOCOLATE.
Me : GEEZ!,It's just a chocolate get over it,what a chocolate tard.
Me : GEEZ!,It's just a chocolate get over it,what a chocolate tard.
by DatBassPlayer August 7, 2014
