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tabletop influenza

To do a line of cocaine, and get a runny nose shortly afterwards.
Hey Tyrone I don't know why my nose is that runny.
Hey Johnny, have you got tabletop influenza?
by bmwtuner August 14, 2017
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table pour

Table pour: as a statement - implies beer was so bad you couldn’t risk it staying in your drinking vessel long enough to. Make it to a dump bucket. Properly done by pouring it on the table while maintaining eye contact with whomever gave you this beer.
Actual water on mars would taste better, even if it would ruin my body by consuming it. This beer is so bad it’s a table pour.”
by toastcowboy November 12, 2017
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Tabletable

Southern british slang for a restaurant that sells horrible tasting food.
You know that new restaurant in town? It's a right tabletable.
by Dudealive November 28, 2017
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talleri

She is a beautiful girl who loves pineapples. She likes to be unique, funny, and always sticks out of the crowd
Talleri
by Hytho January 23, 2018
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table

Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooligan!
by Hitler's table Eleanor February 5, 2018
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Table licker

A word for a person with a severe mental illness
child: Look at that table licker mom!
mother: dont talk about madi g like that!
by Dong lord 69 May 29, 2018
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Table 11

The coolest lunch table You will ever see. The nicest people. Funniest jokes.everyone is friends
I wish I sat at table 11
Me too
by Dancergirl021606 May 13, 2018
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