Table Time

This one is just fucked up. You're banging someone on a table, and your parter asks you what time it is. You must respond, "It's Table Time!" and slam their head repeatedly on the table.

It's fun.

by StONY January 25, 2004

table top

A ass that is so fat and round, the way in which it protrudes from the body is similar to a table top.

Damn son, that girls got a table top! I could rest my drink on dat ass.

by Datkid99 October 28, 2009

Table-9er

One who attempts to be different without real effort, i.e. shopping at Hot Topic, and listening to bands such as Disturbed and Trapt.

1. Damn, Brady, would you look at that! The table-9ers have expanded across the aisle to table three!

2. I wonder why such a large percentage of table-9ers are meteorology majors (or vice-versa).

by Alaric July 17, 2003

talent

synonymous with weight, power, ability

You have lots of talent! (sarcastically)

by austin the satyr February 17, 2005

talen

Talen- He is a jerk! He always talks bad about you behind your back and he sometimes he try's to charm you with his beautiful face and smile and his CURLS THOOO..... DON"T LET THOSE FEATURES TRICK YOU!!!

Talen is such a jerk

by Squishy queen November 10, 2018

Spanish announce table

The table where the Spanish announcers sit that is almost always broken during a WWE Pay Per View. The breaking of the table has become a running joke amongst wrestling fans and is seen as an "unspoken tradition" of Pay Per Views and hardcore matches.

The most notable occurrence of this was at the King of the Ring PPV in 1998 when Mankind was thrown off of the 20 foot high Hell in the Cell by the Undertaker and crashed through the table below.

"Bob tried to borrow money from me again"
"Man, that guy is broke more often than the Spanish announce table"

by JLB237 December 16, 2013

spoon table

A spoon table is a table that yo spoon on or fuck a goat on

get that fuckin goat of my damn spoon table

by Dougmaster fresh July 10, 2006