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One who attempts to be different without real effort, i.e. shopping at Hot Topic, and listening to bands such as Disturbed and Trapt.
1. Damn, Brady, would you look at that! The table-9ers have expanded across the aisle to table three!

2. I wonder why such a large percentage of table-9ers are meteorology majors (or vice-versa).
by Alaric July 17, 2003
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