White snot surprise

A "white snot surprise" is when a person is giving you head, and you cum so hard that it goes out of their nose.

Dude, I gave Paris a white snot surprise last night!

by Sleepy_Joe September 1, 2009

Stringy Cheese Surprise

When you masturbate continuously and your semen turns into a stringy cheese surprise.

"I had a stringy cheese surprise last night."

by hillbillyhickfuck April 13, 2015

Montana roadside surprise

In any state, you get pulled over and in order to get out of a ticket you seduce the state trooper (gender not important) and bang them on the side of the road.

(person 1) haha I got pulled over but I pulled a montana roadside surprise; no ticket bitches...
(person 2) NICE!

by coolkidjf7 May 19, 2009

Birthday Burrito Surprise

Put on your birthday suit, wrap yourself in a blanket like a burrito, wait for your significant other, friends, or family (if you dare) to see you, and then quickly unwrap your butt-ass-naked-self in front of them, yelling, “Surprise!” You’re naked when you do this - in case you missed it.

Girl 1: Omg, when I got home, my boyfriend gave me a Birthday Burrito Surprise.
Girl 2: What the heck is that?
Girl 1: He was wrapped in a blanket, like a burrito, and then surprised me when he popped out naked!

by Joooshy January 18, 2023

Elton John’s surprise

Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face

I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday

by JoJo’s Dictionary November 3, 2021

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

When a person fills their anal cavity with lube, corn syrup, and black dye, and surprises someone with it. Usually a significant other during sex.

Jimmy was shocked when he saw Susan gave him Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise after only the second date.

by Cthulhureceiver November 29, 2019

front fart surprise

When a lady queefs for the first time.

I guess I hit the right spot, because it was a front fart surprise.

by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023