Christmas slam ham

Your holiday boink-boink slam pig.

The Christmas slam ham lovemaking was particularly tender this year.

by Hugh Dash Hyphen December 30, 2011

Polish Ham Press

The act of spreading ones' butt cheeks and sitting on the face of your partner.

"Bro I just had the most wicked Polish ham press last night from Allie and I about passed out it was so good."

by Fat Goose September 24, 2015

Glazed Ham Booty

A Booty that looks so good and perfectly thick, (non of that fat shit) that you just wanna take a bite out that mother fucker!!!

Damn yo look at that bitch with that glazed ham booty over there, i wanna bite that shit!

Damn I heard Frank's girl got that glazed ham booty, shit some niggas got all the luck!

by whiskeynights23 December 31, 2011

Ham ass nigga

A fuck boy, someone who is corny, doesn't want anything serious with you, is always playing games.

He had another girl the whole time, what a ham ass nigga

by bootyliciousamazingbigbootybit October 13, 2016

nippon ham fighters

baseball team based in Sapporo.
they played in Tokyo until last year.

they have the name that many people tend to laugh at.

by 5150 August 01, 2004

chri-ham-spam

Hawaiian Creole English (HCE) pronunciation of "three hand span" undertaken during a game of marbles to get ones kini closer to the action.

No chri-ham-spam dis taim, ai no laik get mai finga dirti

by abbcccxyyzzz February 05, 2010

West Ham United

Fucking massive.

West Ham United is so fucking massive⚒️

by Mcrawley74 May 07, 2021