Mustard Gas Sanchez

You know how asparagus makes your pee smell? Yeah, well when you eat some things... it makes your shit yellow. Look up 'Dirty Sanchez', yo!

Yo, I totally mustard gas sanchez'd Mac-N-Crack while she was passed out last night, yo!

by Phillip Jefferson McDonald August 13, 2008

an albino sanchez

when a guy cums in a girls mouth then she spits it back on his dick then he wipes it across a girls upper lip

angelie, and kacie had an albino sanchez

by papa wilson January 17, 2012

The Dirty Sanchez

The wild thing, the n asty, s.e.x., doing it all, so to speak.

Me and Jeff, the Pepsi guy, and John, the metros.exual, in two days apart did "The Dirty Sanchez". Jeff was f-ing awesome!!!!

by Stephanizzle Pimpettizzle May 16, 2006

Spicy Sanchez

After consuming one teaspoon of Da Bomb "Ground Zero" the male sticks his finger up his own ass and then wipes it on the chicks upper lip to give her a moustache. Its not pleasant and burns.

When Joe learned his wife was going to leave him (with the kids) he decided to give her a Spicy Sanchez to teach her a lesson.

by Kevin96 December 30, 2005

sanch

Abbreviation of 'dirty sanchez'.

Fancy a quick sanch, darlin'?

by Jock Strapp October 10, 2002

'stachehole

a person with a mustache who is also an asshole.

He has a fine looking mustache, but man does he act like an asshole. What a complete 'stachehole!

by riled in the Ridge. April 3, 2011

zit stach

Zits that are found in the mustach of a teen

Person 1 "hey check out my stach"
Person 2 "more like a Zit Stach"
Person 1 "...you forgot poland"

by Hi i'm Ted December 23, 2008