spoked

term used describe an excited, happy, musical feeling of hotness; refers to the all female a cappella group The Spokes; related words: spokin, spoke, spokie, spokeness, spoked-out.

1. I am so SPOKED for this show!
2. That song wasn't just good, it was SPOKIN.
3. I am a Spoke, therefore I am hot.

by j-pugh December 13, 2008

smoked ham

When a ham is under the influence of marijuana

look at that smoked ham, he looks like a fat-devil

by big pun March 11, 2003

smoke a peg

To fellate a penis (or in slang, suck a cock)

"Go and smoke a peg, you dirty whore!!", or, "You peg smoker!!"
When used in a sentence....."Hey could u please grab me a glass of water??" (answer) "Sure, if you smoke my peg!!"

by Jonny Smith June 22, 2005

Smoke and Slide

To get someone stoned so you can bone them. Usually where they would not do it with you.

"I called Beth over for a Smoke and Slide"

by Tried it and Liked it December 31, 2008

Smoke a load

One who smokes a large amount of marijuana at one time.

Derives from "he is smoking a shit load"

Where is Billy at?
He went outside to smoke a load
OK I'll see him later

by KeriAC August 30, 2009

Smoke a joint

Get high and turn into the sun then be reincarnated as the moon and crash into eatth

Imma smoke a joint

by Yourmotherishomosexuality November 17, 2020

hickory smoked minute clinic

(Disclaimer): Can only be performed when fucking after a barbecue.

The hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your dick. Once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered cock and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. As soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.

"Yo I just saw Redneck Sam give that girl a Hickory Smoked Minute Clinic behind the Grill!"

by TheRealPD February 3, 2015