revenge-shit

When you take a huge dump and just leave it there just to spite somebody.

Allan: "I just took a major revenge-shit bro. She's cleaning it right now!" *brofist
Sten: "Nice one!" *brofist

by Sandy_Vag October 2, 2014

oh shit it's the cops

A phrase said (usually yelled) when the 5-0 roll up in a compromising situation.

We were getting down at the farm party, then all of a sudden he yelled "oh shit it's the cops" and the crew bailed before we were all cuffed and booked!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

shit page

A stupid definition for trash account that Hanna just made up on the spot

"Was it on her shit page?"

"Hanna, what the fuck is a shit page?"

by Paul Nosylla February 20, 2017

Shit's aboutta be a movie

A phrase you yell out when some really interesting and hype shit's about to go down.

Person 1: Fuck I'm gonna get destroyed by this physics test...
Person 2: Shit's aboutta be a movie duude

Person 1: Dude! There's a fight going on after school today!
Person 2: Shit's aboutta be a movie my guy.

by CZ_ March 29, 2017

Shit News

News that isn't fake, just shit.

It often tries to portray certain individuals in a very biased light without the use of candid and upright journalism.

Shit News has been in use since at least the 5th Centrury BC, probably caused the French Revolution, but has been in use exponentially since the US elections in which Donald Trump was elected, and Britain voted to leave the EU (both through normal democratic process).

Some of the worst protaganists being Fox News, CNBC, Sky News, The Guardian, ABC (Australia), and News.com.au. The list is far greater than these, and comes from all sides of the political debate. Each side is unwittingly pointing fingers whilst 3 are pointing back at them.

ABC News (Australia): Trump says he invented the word "fake".
My response on reading the quotation in their article: He didn't explicitly say that though did he? Granted he's a bit of a pillock, but seriously - get your shit together and report properly if you want to have any credibility! FFS. This is just Shit News!

by FoulBard October 8, 2017

booty shit

When something is absolutely absurd and there is no reasoning behind it.

My bank is charging me for using an ATM; that's some booty shit.

by Sunflower226 October 24, 2017

Sheriff Shit-spitter

An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.

Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?

Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.

by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018