Shart

When you think you're going to make a quiet little fart, but a HUGE 10 TON PIECE OF SHIT comes out instead

Dad: jerry if you shart again I'm giving you up for adoption
Jerry: no
Dad: yes
Jerry: *sharts*
Dad: *gives jerry up for adoption*
Jerry: *sad shart*

by flashy28 April 30, 2024

shart

When you think you're about to let out a small quiet fart but a HUGE 50 POUND SHIT comes out instead

dad: jerry if you fart again I'm going to give you up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sharts*
dad: gives up for adoption
jerry: no
dad: yes
jerry: *sad shart*

by flashy28 April 30, 2024

Sharist

A person who spends most of their time sharing posts on Facebook. These people are typically nyised by mjolo and are in desperate need for attention.

"Siyabonga has shared many posts of Ntwenhle and Owami stealing mayonnaise and rhabi's today. He is a sharist"

by BADBOYCRISIS June 13, 2024

shart

when you consume taco bell and start pissing out your ass

yo, i just ate taco bell... i sharted through my pants :(

by VeroLuvsU March 15, 2024

Shart cut

A short cut that is so sketchy that you are in danger of shitting yourself.

That shart cut we took down the cliff was so scary I think I may have to change my underwear.

by toughschist March 18, 2024

Shart

That feeling when you fart and then you realize its a bunch of shit in your pant.

"My friend loves to shart herself."

by absolutley a weirdo March 22, 2024

Shart-Knuckle

When you get fisted and shit comes out onto the hand

I once shart-knuckled a girl and her asshole exploded violently.

by acquainted fetus March 25, 2024