Pasta Salad

To be upset or dissatisfied with a situation

After his favorite football team lost, Johnny was acting very pasta salad.

Jimmy was acting pasta salad after failing his math exam.

by Fastcracker7373 September 16, 2013

caesar your salad

this occurs when a girl tosses your salad and gives you a handjob at the same time

Guy 1: Did she caesar your salad too?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 3: Man, that ho is wild.

by Superflycool333 October 9, 2011

salad man

generic term for any dining hall or cafeteria worker; typically a person who tends the salad bar or portions out food as diners pass through the line

Salad man: "Cream on your corn?"
Customer: "Uh, no thanks, salad man."

by Joe Bone April 7, 2005

brent salad

a salad consisting solely of ranch dressing and croutons

oh look!, brent just made another one of his classic brent salads.

by mikeyboyo April 30, 2006

caesar salad

The act of a man banging a female from behind and cumming in her pussy while the female is eating another man's asshole.

That was some delicious caesar salad we made last night.

by Mcsticky December 7, 2010

tossed seizure salad

The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.

You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.

I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.

I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.

by Erykah Badu March 21, 2010

Nigger Salad

The name kinda tells you what it is. Like a crispy chicken salad, only with darker meat.

I don't know, the fish sounds good. But I keep going back to the Nigger Salad.
Just get it, you deserve it

by Ademamsdasdda November 11, 2009