Hump Ring Ships

A kinky fanfic for one of your ships that got/ is getting/ or whom you would like to get married (to).

Please stop writing 'hump ring ships' about me and my boyfriend, we aren't getting married.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.

by Crippples Last Dance April 15, 2015

pleasure ring

Stops you from cuming,jizzing,bussing,tossing,wanking

I can't wank whilst using a pleasure ring

by Tristeneccleston March 18, 2017

crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"

I am not getting near that crud ring!

by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017

Kielbasa Ring

Is when a group of males or women with strap-ons get in a circle and shove their members or devices into the person's brown daisiy in front of them until a ring is formed.
A Ring Master is the first and last one to get poked in the ring

it was time for party games, Hoagie Dan was besides himself when he was picked to be Ring Master for the Kielbasa Ring.

by MATTSLAPPY17 September 7, 2017

Dead Ringer

The phrase "dead ringer" comes from Old Medieval England when someone was pronounced dead they were quickly sent for burial due to no refrigeration in mortuaries. This led to some wrong diagnosis and the burial of people who were actually still alive. Many a resumed coffin has been found with server scatch marks on the inside. A contributor of this was the fact that beer, when drunk in large quantities from the old "lead beer mugs" made the thirsty person not only drunk but the appearance of being dead due to the fact the the chemical reaction between the beer and lead slowed the heart beat of the said thirsty person to such an extent that an over enthusiastic dockter may pronounce the drunkard, dead. However, if they were not buried so swiftly they would in fact wake up with no more than a regular and deserved "hangover". Once this was realized and before there was a ban on drinking out of the early beer mugs made of lead, people were buried with a bell so that they could ring it if they were to wake up while 6 feet under. This is also where "saved by the bell" comes from.

During a race or any gaming activity where a particular "unknown" participant excels, they can be termed a "dead ringer", in other words they are back from the dead.

by Boxer52 February 5, 2018

Ribosomal Ring

A wavelength orbit ring around the earth which is comprised of the collective memory of humanity; and is the source for the function of ribosomes and RNA.

Once I die, I will join the RIBOSOMAL RING of eternity orbiting above and forming the human collective.

by Major Thomas February 15, 2018

Buffer-ring

That stupid ring you get when something loads. It doesn’t tell any information on how long left to load and because of this, everyone hates it

Person 1: Oh My God, just downloaded PubG and got a stupid buffer-ring

Person 2: ugh, IKR, those things are the worst

by A_whiny_bitch February 24, 2018