Roast Beef Mud Flaps are the oversized lips of the vagina that resemble the mud flaps on a semi truck if they were made out of roast beef. This phenomena is often related to the woman having an excess of sexual partners, and/or extreme stretching by the use of sexual toys.
Chris: Hey man, did you end up hitting that last night?
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.
Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.
Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.
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Get the Rooster in a Hen House mug.Noun. - A person who is in every single way, a pile of meat. More simply, an extremely ugly fat person. An ideal roast, more commonly known as a "roast head", would have a very wrinkley forehead with very saggy proportions, they would succumb to a terribly embarrasing squash shaped head with a chin that just never ceases to amaze you. A roast must also have the lazy personallity to go with it. Someone with starfish like qualities who doesn't accomplish anything in life. Its not a word you can completely understand with out seeing examples...
Very good celebrity examples of roasts or roastheads are the following...
Louie Anderson
Don vito
Ralph Kramden
John Goodman
preston lacey
1.) Dude did you see that guy over there? What a fucking roast! His chin was so big he was practically wearing it on his head!
2.) Your such a roast head... you just sit there and flop around all day.
Louie Anderson
Don vito
Ralph Kramden
John Goodman
preston lacey
1.) Dude did you see that guy over there? What a fucking roast! His chin was so big he was practically wearing it on his head!
2.) Your such a roast head... you just sit there and flop around all day.
by Dwayne Delaney March 13, 2010
Get the Roast mug.The act of waking up all horny after a party in someone's bed with what you presume to be a chick laying next to you, pulling the pants down and ramming your cock in their ass, only to find out it's a dude.
Did you hear Nick S. Turkish Roostered Mike last night?
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I can't believe I just Roostered my own Grandpa.
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I can't believe I just Roostered my own Grandpa.
by Jizzed in my Pant March 26, 2009
Get the Turkish Rooster mug.It's when someone (guy or girl) gets double-penetrated by two guys with Eastern European names. This probably happens more in porn than in real life, but some of you may have more exciting sexual encounters than I do.
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