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queef blow test

(QBT) Usually performed during cunnilingus. When one partner will blow a quick, forced breath directly into the vagina. Then firmly push on the mons and a queef pops out. Serves almost no purpose but a good laugh or a quick way to ensure you won't have another date.
(1) Jim had to end the date with Sally before he hung himself in her bathroom, so he gave her a QBT followed with a look of shame. (2) Beula was asking Willy for a little more excitement in the sack so Willy tried the queef blow test. Did that work?
by Pv2Monsell July 8, 2009
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quebec

A place in Canada where the French decendants all come from Frnch whores. The King of France saw that the colonists were sad because it was cold and boring so he exported thousands of Frnch prostitutes to fuck the lonely colonists. They did and the result was a population full of daughters and sons of whores. (except for the Irish. they came later cuz they were hungry.
Guy HEY YOU SON OF A WHORE!!!

Quebec guy: Yes? what do you want?
by paddy April 4, 2005
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Queef

A gust of expelled air from a burds minge causing a lip ripplin fanny fart !!!
I blew up Avril's chuff (didn't realise it could kill her) Then laughed for everytime she Queefed as I poked her belly !!!!!
by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003
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queeb

An analy induced queef.
Her ass was so loose when i plugged her in the butt she queebed
by Creig Fryer September 10, 2005
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Queeb

1. An unexpected leaking of sperm from a man's penis when there is no reasonable cause.

2. A person prone to queebing.
1. Dude, Noah just had a queeb!

3. Dude, you're such a queeb.
by Lesbian Seagull 22 August 30, 2009
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queef ballarina

insult. one who tries to act graceful or cool but inevitibly messes up
"megan o'keef...such a queef ballarina"
by Anonymous September 18, 2003
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quebec

Horrible little place in eastern Canada. Has about a quarter of Canada's population. They're all French, but claim to be Quebecois and want to break away from Canada. They've had to referendums and obviously don't want to though, because they would be nothing without Great English (Normal) Canada.
Hey dude you been to that Quebec place?
No and I certainly dont plan to dick cheese!
by bluemanc December 14, 2008
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