Zucker-punched

Getting suspended from Facebook for a post that doesn’t agree with their agenda.

Instead of saying “I got thrown in FaceBook jail” say “I got Zucker-punched”

by Brewmaster Jerry January 21, 2021

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Sunny punches

Sunny punches are when people think they’re beast at punching back to back but have weak form with both arms at the sides not fully extending the punch.

He sucks at fighting. He has sunny punches.

by Bolo Yeung February 8, 2020

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reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.

Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)

by Charliecamelcase December 17, 2017

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Stroke punch

The act of getting punched in the penis and jerked off at the same time.

Dude ! Vickey stroke punched my cock !

by Qaskeo September 2, 2013

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cock punch

When a guy pulls his dick out, and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye.

Kenny: xkiera, if a guy pulls his dick out and it unrolls and falls on his bitches face, giving her a black eye, is that technically abuse?
Xkiera: It's called a cock punch.
LeBunny: As a woman, i would feel abused. Then ask you to do it again.

by artist6000 December 3, 2016

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grumpy punching

The act of taking a long, large, and usually overdue shit.

"My grumpy punching tags have come in."
"That coffee was good, but now it's time for grumpy punching."
"She's taking forever because she is grumpy punching."

by HeavyMusicWorshipper May 31, 2016

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