Spunk punch

After you blow your load in to a comdom, you turn it inside out and smack your girl in the face with it.

I took of that used jimmy hat and spunk punched that bitch in the face.

by Chef taco May 24, 2016

android punch

When your anal fucking a girl from behind, simultaneously watching a video of you fucking the same girl anally on her Android in hand, and you scroll to another video of a rando guy jerking off on her phone. You get so mad you throw her phone at the back of her head; causing her sphincter muscles to tighten and make you cum.

The greatest and worst moment of my sex life happened when I Android Punched my now ex wife.

by Fucked in the ass December 2, 2017

Picco's Punch

Picco's Punch is referred to by many as a blackout potion. It's a delicate mixture of Monster energy drink, White Rum, and The notorious Four Loko. It is a key component to a hell of a gnarly time.

Guy 1:"Hey man, do you remeber what happened last night?"

Guy 2:"Nah man, not even a little."
Guy 1:"I told you Picco's punch makes the best memories you'll never remember."

by BPismyincome July 10, 2014

Stroke punch

The act of getting punched in the penis and jerked off at the same time.

Dude ! Vickey stroke punched my cock !

by Qaskeo September 2, 2013

reflex punch

An involuntary fist thrust in result of something said by a millennial asshole.

Adam: bro, that flatbill is supes gucci.
Charlie: ....
Adam: (reflex punched in the face)

by Charliecamelcase December 17, 2017

punch a radio

A phrase to describe pure anger over a small thing, mostly used while in a car

After discussing selzer water and Disney princesses Carrie got so mad she could punch a radio

by Carolpuddinpop June 18, 2018

Punched Lasagne

A vagina that has been well used.

Possible Bacterial Vaginosis.

It causes a smelly vaginal discharge that may resemble a “fishy” smell and may become stronger after sex. Some women may have a white or gray discharge.

"Tantric sex sessions have left my vagina looking like a punched lasagne."

by 🇨🇲 August 22, 2018