Pumped up Kicks

Someone who thinks they are better or cooler, but mostly tougher, than they really are. Think "puffed up chest". Someone who is figuratively standing on their toes to seem taller.

All the kids with the pumped up kicks better outrun my gun = I don't care how tough you think you are, my bullets are tougher.

by T0pl355 April 24, 2011

pumper

A person who remains out in the street, or in a certain location, for the purpose of selling drugs.

I'm pumpin' just like a pumper do. -rapper Jim Jones

by illogiks January 14, 2008

Pumpfested

A term first coined by 606 legend sployal to describe Celtic's anticipated annihilation at the hands of Barcelona, in the Champions League 07/08 season.

Walloped
Gubbed and
Stuffed

Yous are getting pumpfested.

by schtonkenstein February 12, 2008

pump job

a pump job occurs when a penis pump device is placed over the penis, and pumped to stimulate the penis until ejaculation.
can be done by others, or yourself in the most desperate of times.

Dude, you were so faded last night, I can't believe you let her give you a pump job. damn, everyone's getting pumped off these days.

by j-dawgzz123 March 9, 2009

da pump

The flow of blood into your biceps after pumping iron that makes them look a lot bigger. Often referred to by Arnie as equivalent to an orgasm.

Having 'da pump' is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It's great. I feel like I'm coming all day.

by Canta Kez July 15, 2006

grey pumpa

When you are going down on a senior citizen and braiding her pubes with her teeth, the woman than queefs in your face until your face is covered in grey dust. Immediately after...she dies!

Jim:"Hey have you seen my grandma?"
Joe:"Yeah I killed her after she grey pumpa me."
Jim:"Ah nuts!"

by The Pumpanator January 24, 2008

oil pump

When a guy shits in his hand while he jacks off.Very nasty shit.

I heard that guy oil pumps himself.

by natty d November 25, 2003