my 600 pound life culture

A person who follows a large combination of shitty habits you will find on my 600 pound life. The culture and way of life many Americans follow it involves eating like shit, being a pussy, being a fat lazy bitch, excessive leisure activity consumption, Netflix, large usage of social media.

Joe: We need to hit the gym this saturday at 11 am.
Larry: I can't I got like plans
Joe: you fat lazy bitch your plans are sleeping in, get your fat fucking ass to the fucking gym!

Larry: I mean like I can uh like uh do pushups at home.

Joe: at home my fucking ass. holy shit Mr. I'll quit drinking tomorrow. If you keep up the my 600 pound life culture you'll soon be on it. This is why you have a girlfriend that gives you sad handjobs

by BeatMeatRepeat May 8, 2023

Pounder

A female with an especially ample ass that loves to eat fast food. McDonald's is the favorite restaurant of these females.

Dude, look at the pounder ordering two double quarter pounders.

by Sailsquirrel February 15, 2009

pound it

to make a fist and get someone else to do it as well, but your fist together and say 'pund it!'

Nicholle; hey lyric
lyric; yeah nicholle
* makes a fist*
nicholle; pound it!
lyric; duude
*makes a fist*
*puts knuckles together*
lyric & nicholle; yeaah!

by lYRIC.x3 December 29, 2007

pound the pink

having sex with a female from a males actions

i met this chick at the bar and she invited me to her place so i could pound the pink

by kingjamesversion May 14, 2009

8 midget pounder

you lay on your back and you are completley naked and you get 8 midgets to screw you in the anus.
untill its wideenough to fit all 8 midget penises.

Man that 8 midget pounder was crazy last night i am still crapping pancakes,

by ryansdakslda January 10, 2008

pound your gavel

slang for masturbation, mainly for a judge. see also beat your jesus, and fluff the garfeild

the court rules we take a break, so i can pound my gavel with a little privacy

by T-Dog! March 31, 2003

Pound Cakin'

when a man/woman cupcakes a person of the opposite sex who is over weight.

Yo, check out Ronald, he Pound Cakin' that big girl. Big Girls need to be Cup Caked too.

by dattebayo Danttebayo June 16, 2010