Penny For A Pound

1. An example of poor customer service by an apathetic bartender;

Being the only person/group of people stood at the bar waiting to be served while the bartender/dosy blonde barmaid is checking his/her e-mails and/or facebook, completely oblivious to his/her waiting patrons.

Steve: "Barkeep, oh barkeep... We're in need of some intoxicants... STAT!"

Sarah: "Tell me about it. Ya Can't get a penny for a pound round 'ere mate!"

by robotmafia October 5, 2010

Pounding Dumplings

Anal penetration with an Asian male.

I went to town this weekend pounding dumplings this weekend.

by Failbus April 4, 2024

pound Sterling

Official currency of the United Kingdom

One pound Sterling is equal to 100 pence.

by bluestinger66 August 27, 2022

Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.

Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.

by Macfac January 25, 2019

Pounding feet

When you thrust your dick in between someone's feet as hard and as fast as possible until you cum.

I couldn't make it to the party I was home pounding feet. I was at home thrusting in between my girlfriends feet because I'm not right.

by Don J Velociraptor October 10, 2021

Barista Pound

12oz of coffee beans for the same cost that used to get 16oz, so they still call it a pound.

I ordered a pound of coffee but instead of 16 ounces I got a barista pound.

by anonymous July 21, 2022

Half pound

A fat wringer ready to be cranked.

You think you can crank this half pound

by Danwit February 17, 2024