Polish Tongue Humper

A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.
The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.
by Rlvers February 03, 2016
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polishing wood

Masturbating with such a volicity that the penis has a shine afterwards
The young electrician, when not frequenting glory holes, spent his time polishing wood with glee!
by Angry Stockholder July 17, 2019
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Polish Pipeline

When someone takes a huge shit than sticks it in the freezer for 1 hour. Once frozen he uses it as a dildo and fucks his girlfriend with it.
Zac Effron just gave Vanessa Hudgens a Polish Pipeline
by nateasser January 25, 2011
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polish your swag

Katie- hey michayla you need to polish your swag
Bob- you got that right!!
by Clothes_ismyway October 04, 2013
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Polished Turd Syndrome

When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10
Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!

Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.
by Craiganator1992 July 23, 2021
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polish confetti

The act of filling a condom with poop and cum, then attaching it to a ceiling fan and let tin’ it fly.
We had polish confetti party.
by Flabaristic October 19, 2021
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Polish Fish

A: Hey can you give me a Polish Fish
B: Sure
A: *leans in for fish*
by ItsConMan November 04, 2021
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