Reggie: Bruh, last night I was in that PUSSY. I'm tellin ya boy I was in that tight lil' pink snapper all night just fuckin it and humpin it agin and agin.
Spud: That's legit. I've got to get me some of that ripe pussy, mane! I been sniffin around for a MINUTE my n***a
Spud: That's legit. I've got to get me some of that ripe pussy, mane! I been sniffin around for a MINUTE my n***a
by PaulBrandowski February 27, 2018
Get the Pink Snappermug. A pink vampire is a very unique and rare breed of the vampiric species. An unlikely combination of a red coven vampire (those feasting on blood alone) and a white coven vampire (those that feed on lust) produces a pink vampire, one that sustains itself upon love. These vampires are startlingly white, nearly porcelain, in appearance, but share not the photosensitivity associated with the black coven and red coven vampires. Their weaknesses include overly romantic films, and paradoxically, true love. When in the presence of true love, the pink vampire is nearly incapacitated. They can often be found at premieres of movies such as: The Notebook or Love Actually.
On a side note, historically, many pink vampires have been mistaken for witches, and vice versa. This is a matter of much debate within the occult community. The issue first arose when it was shown that Glenda the Good Witch from "The Wizard of Oz," was in fact a pink vampire rather than a true witch.
On a side note, historically, many pink vampires have been mistaken for witches, and vice versa. This is a matter of much debate within the occult community. The issue first arose when it was shown that Glenda the Good Witch from "The Wizard of Oz," was in fact a pink vampire rather than a true witch.
Brandon: Dude, did you see all those girls lined up outside the movie for the premiere of "Valentine's Day"?
Aaron: Those weren't teens dude, those were pink vampires.
Aaron: Those weren't teens dude, those were pink vampires.
by Brandon Stevenson November 27, 2012
Get the Pink Vampiremug. When a person is such a kiss ass they go beyond brown nosing and move their nose to the vagina instead.
by harter911 May 3, 2010
Get the Pink Nosermug. A sex toy, dildo, vibrator. pink- common color of sex toys, dildos and vibrators! buzzard- because most buzz.
Put the pink buzzard away honey, I'm home!
Keep your wentz away from me, I've already got my pink buzzard!
guy: So, do you have any pets?
girl: Yeah, a pink buzzard!
Keep your wentz away from me, I've already got my pink buzzard!
guy: So, do you have any pets?
girl: Yeah, a pink buzzard!
by KS_Kittykat October 11, 2007
Get the pink buzzardmug. by realygrossshit March 1, 2009
Get the flaming pinkmug. by PinkPunch April 29, 2013
Get the Pink Punchmug. by bell March 7, 2005
Get the pink cheesemug.