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Pineapple shalom

Single women of that certian age, who have their own stores basket to get their own pineapple at Christmas. After "trip shalom."
She graduated to pineapple shalom after celebrating her 35th birthday.

Tell the pineapple shalomers to be at church on Friday.
by The.blue.flower. October 19, 2025
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Pineapple bobbing

The act of biting a woman’s nipples while sitting on her face.
I think I threw my back out last night while pineapple bobbing, but it was worth it.
by urbaneratti January 19, 2025
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Pineapple bobbing

The act of biting a woman’s nipples while sitting on her face.
I think I threw my back out last night while pineapple bobbing, but it was worth it.
by urbaneratti January 19, 2025
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Pineapple pizza

by Wet potatoes are yummy February 18, 2025
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Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.
After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.
by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025
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Pineappleing

A formidable form of occupational rape
Paramedic to collegue: Boy, we got an absolute pineappleing last night. They kept us up all night for 16 hours straight with no crib breaks.
by DMH89 March 4, 2025
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