Pineapple Hair

The Top Leaves Of A Pineapple. The Green Part On Top.

You Need To Cut Off The Pineapple Hairs On Top!

by HairyApples June 16, 2020

pineapple luau

A famous sex move where you eat a girl’s asshole through a pineapple ring. She places the ring on her openly spread ass and you dive through it with your tongue thus penetrating her butthole.

I took my girl to Hawaii and gave her a pineapple luau on the beach!

by Stogie183 July 19, 2024

Pineapple hairs

The leafs on top of the pineapples

Wow those pineapple hairs are so juicy

by The leafy part A pineapple June 16, 2020

Pineapple

A safe-word for when someone derails your conversation because they didn't get your reference.

Culprit: "My friend says it's been raining since November 5. I hope it's stopped by the time we arrive."
You: "Remember, remember."
Culprit: "What, was there something on the weather today?"
You: "Don't know, I haven't checked."
Culprit: "You mean I'd better remember to bring my umbrella, huh? :D"
You: "PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! THIS CONVERSATION MUST END!"

by danieldrake November 22, 2016

Pineappling

When someone dislocates your jaw and puts a pineapple down your throat or up your anus

Oh do you like pineappling?~

by Virus0578 October 27, 2021

Pineappling

The practice of inserting preposterously large items, pineapple-sized or larger, into human orifices, namely the vagina or anus.

He pineappled a Nebuchadnezzar with surprising ease; truly, pineappling was his calling.

by SirButtsworth August 4, 2023

pineapple hairs

the leaves on a pineapple

Pineapples have pineapple hairs.

by icey grape June 16, 2020