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Paddy Whack

When a guy is trying to fuck a girl, but consistently pokes around the vagina unable to find the slit.
I bruised the top of my penis becuase i paddy whacked this girl for like three minutes.
by Brownbottom Cupcake May 4, 2009
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nick nack paddy wack

It has been deduced that this song is referring to the killing of a police officer.

'Paddy' is a slang term for a police officer, and 'whack' is slang for murder.

The sound 'nick nack' is obviously reproduced from a mechanical weapon such as a catapult, trebuchet, or large crossbow.

Therefore it is a term for the murder of a police officer using a mechanical weapon.
Did you cover up your tracks on that nick nack paddy wack?
by John Anonymouse August 30, 2013
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Paddyism

i-A "true" phrase/statement that contains little or no fact value at all.

ii-Insistance on a phrase/statement being correct even in the face of overwhelming odds/people who can verify that the phrase/statement is incorrect/contains no factual prof.

iii-Changing a forementioned phrase/statement to the correct and factual version and then insisting that the factual correct phrase/statement is the orginal version that was spoken. See also to Lie fib embellish
"Check out the latest Paddyisms.

i- He said most Bartenders are left handed."
i-Motorsport is the most popular sport in the world"

Even after we told him contrary, he insisted his Paddyism was correct.

ii-"After they have built a high rise, they use the crane legs as elevator shafts"
"Polar bears ARE black"

He's now changed his Paddyism

iii- "what I actually said, was that the Polar bears' SKIN is black"
by General Webster November 6, 2007
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Panda

Panda is another word for someone who is an absolutely hilarious fat legend, who cracks you up every time you see them.
Ahaaaa you're such a panda!
by hks123 May 26, 2009
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panda shit

Having sex at the zoo in front of the panda exhibit. Right before you blow your load, pull out and ejaculate on the panda.
My best friend dared me too panda shit at the san diego zoo! And id did all over the panda.
by boner express March 13, 2010
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Paddy

Person 1 - What you get?
Person 2- 3 A*s, but i want to retake two of them!
Person 1 - God you're such a paddy!
by u dont know who :-) April 16, 2010
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panda

A tasty Treat...
EX: Panda Kabobs, Pand steak, panda pie, panda taco (mumm taco) ect...
See, IHOP
"I loves me my panda"
by Maku April 2, 2005
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