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Opened

Not closed or blocked, such as my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear
I always was wet peeing inside my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear, until I opened the fly that my pee came out of my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear!
by Turo Fernandez October 28, 2020
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Opening the Fridge

The act of checking something over and over again when deep down inside you know the outcome will never change. Similarly to opening the fridge over and over again when you realize that no matter how many times you do so it's going to be just as empty as it was beforehand. Regardless you continue to do so anyway through wishful thinking.

Checking your phone over and over again after days of being left on delivered is exemplified through this term. No matter how many times you open your phone, you know deep down that you're not going to hear back anytime soon but you can't help yourself from checking in hopes that maybe you're wrong. Many other situations can be applied to "Opening the Fridge '' such as misplacing something and continuously checking the same spot or looking for someone when you know they aren't around.
Thomas: I cant find my cellphone

Lucas: Well where did you last have it?

Thomas: By my desk..

Lucas: Did you check the drawer?

Thomas: Yeah like a thousand times.

Lucas: Then why are you walking over to it and checking again? Also that drawer is very clearly empty...,

Thomas: Maybe I'm just looking on the wrong side...

Lucas: At this point you're just Opening the Fridge

Thomas: Found it! It was under the desk!

Lucas: Oh Good

Thomas: Dang she still hasn't replied...

Lucas: What did I just say.....
by Human53 July 18, 2024
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Warning: Open Trench Below!

Loose, teacher of sluts, a shirt given to a person after you permanently opened an orfice; or found to be :~
Warning: Open Trench Below!
by aliikoa-2000 December 27, 2010
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Open Source Titties

Hey man, you wanna check my titties?
Nah bro, I made my titties. And they're open source titties too.
by M1staUwU August 19, 2020
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can opener

He might be retarded but he comes with a can opener.
by Pandafister28 January 28, 2021
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Four is an open door

This is used in the Australian universities, where a full mark is a 7 and 4 is a pass. Refers to a bunch of huslters who never watched a single lecture, winged an exam during the exam block, and walked out feeling relieved. 4 is an open door was a commonly used meme on Stalkerspaces where Anna and Hans from Frozen sing "Love is an open door". Hans is the evil prince Anna decided to settle after the first time she ever met a man.
Hey man, how was the exam?
It was crazy!
Crazy?

YOU:
All my life has been a series of doors in my face
And then this one… just slammed into my face

FRIEND, spoken:
I was thinking the same thing—'cause like—

I’ve been studyin' my whole life to earn that degree
And maybe it’s the caffeine talkin’ or the stress of week three

YOU & FRIEND:
But with you—(but with you, I haven’t watched a single lecture)
We found the strength to wing

And it’s nothing like I’ve ever known before—

Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Four is an open door
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Life could be so much more...

FRIEND:
I mean, it’s wild...

YOU, spoken:
What?

YOU & FRIEND:
You and I were just meant to cram!

FRIEND, spoken:
That’s what I was gonna say!

YOU:
I’ve never met someone—

YOU & FRIEND:
Who panics just like me

Attacks! Attack again!

YOU & FRIEND:
Our mental synchronization
Comes straight from sleep deprivation

You and I were just meant to scrape by!

Say goodbye (say goodbye)
To the comfort of our beds
We don’t need to sleep anymore

Four is an open door
Four is an open door (door)
Life can be so much more
With you (with you), with you (with you)
Four is an open doooooor...

FRIEND, spoken:
Can I say something crazy?
Let’s just slay the pass.

YOU, spoken:
Can I say something even crazier?
I already spent my savings on a retake.
by donteatfish April 8, 2025
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