derby county

the greatest fucking team in the championship. SHEEP SHAGGER ARMYYYY

Holy fuck derby county have won again.

by ifookinglovekenzogoudmijn December 26, 2024

County jail brown brief

County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.

Deputy : everybody line up…

Inmate: everybody get in line.

Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?

Inmate: large

Deputy: next

Inmate: small

Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown

Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…

Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next

Inmate: can I exchange it?

Deputy: nope. Wash it!

Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”

by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022

Giles County Gucci

Any bucees branded clothing from the prestigious gas station just across the state line. A status symbol reserved for onky tge elite, wearing bucees branded clothing shows that a giles county resident is well travelled.

Did you see her new beaver earrings? Girl has that Giles County Gucci

by Dirtyboi01 April 10, 2024

county clam

It’s one of those sluts that is bigger than the town pump.

Man Tina is just a slut but Crystal she’s just a county clam Who has double her numbers in dicks taken!

by Sevenisfunny April 21, 2018

Tooele County School District

School district in Northern Utah. Slim Jim is the best officer there. Consists of Grantsville, Sransbury, Tooele, and then Wendover high for whatever reason.

"Grantsville grows em, Stansbury deals em, and Tooele does em. This is the way of life in the Tooele County School District."

by "Utah born, Utah bread" February 21, 2022

Schley County Highschool

A school full of teachers pets, weird cat girls, bitches who think they can change they name when they look like a grown ass man, trashy white bitches who drink trulias and fuck the entire baseball team, fake gang bangin ass niggas who wannabees and ain't really living like dat, and weird ugly ahh teachers with mentapause and anger issues mr.andrews cool tho but yeah your welcome

I unfortunately go to Schley County Highschool what school do you go to?

by Schs March 23, 2022

County

The domain of a count.

The count ruled over his county with an iron fist.

by namerealpseudonym December 05, 2018