Daving

The act of jerking off. Beating your meat. Being a sussy baka. Very haram. Repent.L

Yahya stop daving immediately!!!

by Jeff Johnerson Douglas March 3, 2023

dave hanlon

One who has reached maximum immaturity, is very destructive, and enjoys an occasional hot carl.

Guy1: Oh thats nice, someone has hammered a screwdriver through our work table and knocked the corners off.
Guy2: Yeah it was probably a damn smart ass comedian dave hanlon found time between video games to be a shop clown.

by prickydicky22 August 2, 2009

Dave Maurice

Dave Maurice can be a wonderful person, he his cute, has light chocolate skin and bright pink lips. also easy to talk to, he can make you happy when skies are grey, he likes board games and riddles. He falls in love with someone once he gets to know them well. if you find a Dave Maurice try and be close friend with him because he is also filthy rich but doesn't show off .

Dave Maurice made my day.
I love Dave Maurice.

by Thegoofyman May 29, 2021

Dave

Weak

Haha it's Dave! I always knew you were a bit weak

by Shlock March 30, 2020

Dave

The whitest person ever.

Dave had a curry ones now he listens to bollywood music in the car.

by candycloud May 20, 2017

Cooling and Dave

friends

not friends with beany, he is a cunt

by bob October 24, 2003

Dave

Sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and bluecheese

"ur name's dave? Did u know Dave was a sun goddess of horses, lightbulbs and cheese?"

by You're fellow gay :) December 16, 2021