Fake Bestie

Is someone that is mean to you. Acts like the own everything, thinks is on top of you. Someone that does not care about you. Someone that pretends that your not real. There is many more but you can go to some other comment.

Target:Want to play
Fake bestie: Ya but lets do it every far away from each other.

Target will go for it
(The target would be mostly someone with no friends or/and not popular)

by anonymous December 8, 2021

Fake Send

Ordering an excessive amount of food over a delivery app such as Uber Eats, Deliveroo, Menulog/Just Eat etc. and immediately claiming the order was completely incorrect upon its arrival to get a free meal.

“Bro I want subway but I’m too broke”
“Oi just fake send it”

by SADNIG September 20, 2021

Fake Depression

Something people do for attention. They pretend to have depression and post sad Bart Simpson edits. Makes people with actual depression feel like shit and can be recognised by bitchiness, listening to those dumb emo lofi songs and whining about how ‘life is an endless source of pain’. Attention whore.

Emily definitely has fake depression. She has 29 friends, she lives in a mansion and she posts sad Bart Simpson edits on her story. What a slag.

by pengopinguin21 July 18, 2021

fake kickin it

When a person who appears or claims to enjoy hanging out but really are plotting against you.

Crystal: Hey, you still talk to Ryan?
Nikki: No way. He was just fake kickin it!!

by DaddysGirl86 July 20, 2021

Fake Jaxi

A fake taxi service. Driven by a male named jack, takes other forms of payment like birds eye view tumpin on your rumpin.

Weeeey, its the fake jaxi, suck him off ethan!

by 652N August 3, 2021

fake jugo

When a boy comes from an Balkan country ( and lives in Austria/Germany/Switzerland) but has not the typical jugo behavior. Instead he behaves more like a German or Austrian boy but has a few jugo Features and can talk in his home country language. He is not like a typical jugo boy in an German speaking country or like we call it here a ,proleten jugo’. He is not 100% jugo but also not 100% German/Austrian his behavior is a mix of both but a bit less jugo.

Yeah he is a fake jugo I like that a lot because he is not the typical proleten jugo boy we all know

by thejugofromvienna February 26, 2022

fake blowie

When you take a funny picture with a friend of a pretend blow job, get a laugh, then get drunk, then smoke a bowl, and then get a real blow job from your friend and don’t tell any of your friends.

I can’t believe we did a fake blowie last night; your lips have chlamydia.

by SirDunnsalot July 1, 2021