Handy-tard

A person containing disabilities both mental and physical.This can include retarded parapaliegics ,wheelchairbound mongoloids and and women with crutches named "lakeisha Dayvonnne" or " tamisha" or some other ghettoesque bullshit name.

Sue : "shit bitch I hate tamisha"

Roger : "yeah me too ; she be fuckin handy-tarded"

Sue : " fuck yeah she be handy-tarded like a mongoloid in a wheelchair.....big lips droolin and shit"

Roger : " you know what sue...thats pretty tasteless "

sue : " fuck you roger !! you limpdick handy-tard!! "

by Keeper of the word April 1, 2009

Ri-tard

A person that stands in front of the menu at the local Rita's water ice stand and screams the menu into their cellphone so that their lazy assed significant other can get a gellati. Ri-tards are often also Bluetools

I wish this ri-tard would shut up so I can order my water ice.

by Orchard August 2, 2006

tard

Short form for retard. Like 're' but the back end.

"I hate you, you are such a tard!"

by ogga booga May 13, 2005

Flash Tard

A person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.

My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.

Watch out for the flash tard, his blinker has been on for a few miles, he is probably drunk.

by Mikkster78 September 10, 2011

Orange Tard

The offspring of a Redneck and a Yellow Hammer

He is so dumb he must be a Orange Tard

by Midwest Expert November 2, 2010

Chocolate Tard

Chocolate Tard is taken from a word Chocolate Tart in which tart is replaced by tard which means retard,Chocolate Tard is the kind of person that is addicted to chocolate(usually girls) and tweet about how much they love chocolate,I mean I know chocolate is good but don't overreact.

Girl : OMGGG!!! CHOCOLATE IS SO GOODZZ ME WANTZ TO MARRY CHOCOLATE.
Me : GEEZ!,It's just a chocolate get over it,what a chocolate tard.

by DatBassPlayer August 7, 2014

Report Tard

The worst type of Internet troll. Someone who flags or complains about everything that they don't like, claiming its offensive or obscene.

I love that modeling site, but some report tard keeps flagging every picture, until they take them down.

by Ninja Nerd Warrior March 19, 2015