slong monster

girl has a bigger pennis than you.

i met a slong monster last night

by cptsnowblow March 6, 2018

boo monster

A slang term applied to one that's easily 😨 scared. A person who always thinks the worst in all situations.

Abby, "Wow! Look at that really dark cloud!"
Tanya, Oh, No we are going to have a tornado!!

Abby, (laughing) "Nah, you are just a Boo Monster!"

by Humptea March 1, 2017

suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.

The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."

by Bob Hadababby April 22, 2016

Swamp monster

Noun redneck for an ugly person.

Damn that swamp monster over there wants your number

by Stevil85 October 6, 2016

Binky Monster

A artist, business or company that appropriates (usually indigenous) cultures and then silences critique, particularly by deleting comments on social media. From the term monster and binky meaning a pacifier or silencer.

That clothing company is such a binky monster with their teepee tshirts. I commented on their face book that it was uncool and they just delete comments.

by Dokinchan September 24, 2016

length monster

It is a lenghty Chilly CHesse DOg with fries on the top.

Wanna come by my house my bomie made a length monster for the both of us.

by BIg juicyboy6677 January 19, 2018

pillow monster

Someone that can’t sleep without a horde of pillows on their bed to cuddle.

Meaghin is a pillow monster; always sleeping with her body pillow.

by EtherealVessel January 31, 2018