Dirty Monica

A mom from Kansas that loves foot massages

I met Monica for dinner and she got tired of her heels so I gave her a dirty Monica.

by DirtySanchez999 October 2, 2021

Laila Monica

Laila Monica is an Norwegian pejorative term for a white woman perceived as entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is normal. The term is a meme depicting white women who use their privilege to demand their own way.

The term is a meme depicting white women who use their privilege to demand their own way. Depictions may include demanding to "speak to the manager", being racist or sporting a particular long blonde hairstyle.

For English speaking countries, the term Karen is used in the same way.

Laila Monica refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

by J. Adeler November 21, 2021

Just Monika

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Bob: Just Monika
Phil: You good fam?

by Dodgy Postman January 9, 2022

Just Monika

Every day i imagine a future where i can be with you

in my hand is a pen that will write a poem of me and you
the ink flows down into a dark puddle
just move your hand write the way into his heart
and in this world of infinite choices what will it take just to find that special day?

Have i found everybody a fun assignment to do today
when you're here, everything that we do is fun for them anyway!
when i cant even read my own feelings what good are words when a smile says it all
and if this world wont write me an ending,

what will it take just for me to have it all?

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does my pen only write bitter words for those who are dear to me?
is it love, if i take you or is it love if i set you free?
the ink flows down into a dark puddle,

how can i write love into reality?
and in your reality
if i don't know how to love you...

...I'll leave you be~

Monika is best girl
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by ~Monika January 13, 2022

Dirty monikah

The girl you know that wants to sleep with everyone no matter what, is in open relationships, and get people toys for presents

I’m just gonna pull a dirty monikah till I get who I want

by Igothim! January 19, 2022

Hamish Monie

Some bum who is similar to a leaf as he is 0.00001 grams heavy. He gets absolutely no bitches (-50 estimated) and his parents like to belt the shit out of him. He doesn't like to go out on a windy day because he will get blown away, that's why he can't get a haircut.

That guy is such a bum his name is probably Hamish Monie

by Jackson Theodore the seventeen March 27, 2022

library monitor

a stinky peice of shitty poop

that library monitor sucks ass

by Jake58376 June 19, 2022