Meat Flap 

A "split" or "floppy" vagina

We call her a meat flap because of her excessive use of her vagina

Meat Flap by T-Dubz Nasty February 9, 2004

meat curtians 

Pussy lips that look like steak-ums. But taste like tuna. May be pink (raw), or brown (cooked), based upon nationality.

Did you see the meat curtains on that cum dumpster-in a strong cross wind, she could get some serious uplift.

meat curtians by Ogar October 1, 2003

Meat Grinder 

This is the name for the sexual position that entails a girl giving a guy oral sex while he is straddling her neck. While she is busy sucking the guy's dick, the guy then proceeds to shit on her neck or chest.

Person 1 "Did you here that Jimmy took a shit on his girlfriend's neck this weekend while she was giving him a blowjob?"

Person 2 "Oh, you mean they did the meat grinder!"

Person 1 "Meat grinder, what is that?"

Person 2 "The meat grinder is when you are fucking a girl's face and you defecate on her neck."

Meat Grinder by OrthoDocs May 8, 2009

Meat inspection. 

A.Checking whether a penis is circumsized or not.
B.Pulling back the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis to check bacteria levels.

I'm sorry Mr Mckenzie,you have failed the meat inspection in the most spectacular fashion imaginable.Goodbye.

Meat inspection. by GEORGE COSTANZA January 29, 2005

Meat Snake 

A large penis that creeps into your room at night and proceeds to inject its holy cream into you, parts include: Mouth, Ear, Anus, Eyes, Nose, Open Wounds, Genital Area. Mainly Targets Women; An unidentified rapeist. Colors vary. Most are seen as black.

When I was a kid, The Meat Snake came into my room and raped me, I still cant get rid of the white stains.

Meat Snake by Dick Cheney 2012 January 27, 2012

meat in the man sandwich 

Being caught in the middle of 2 pipesmokers. Being the giver and reciever at the same time

Dennis Rich was the mean in the Len and General MAN SANDWICH

meat in the man sandwich by T Bone September 26, 2003

Meat Drops 

the white juice secreted from the meat hook-semen

When I broke off tha meat hook in you babys mamas snapper,her thighs were dripping with tasty meat drops,she devoured like a hungy ho.

Meat Drops by joe da man June 11, 2006