Malcookage

Preparing a meal poorly or generally lacking skill in the culinary arts.

Our courtship was ended by an egregious act of malcookage. Never before has chicken more closely resembled furniture.

by Shandooga McGluckfeez September 5, 2011

Mallshit

Mall-shit can be used and interpreted a few different ways.
1. Girls under 18(sketch) usually used with the intention to insult.

2. Or in the case of actually being at the mall, any female shopping regardless of age.

keep in mind that everyone in their life is mallshit at one point.

1. "Sanchez, you are down with that mall-shit",,,,,or "whoa look over there at those girls...o wait never mind its just a bunch of mall-shit"

2. "o damn do you see that mall-shit in Baby Gap?! shes gotta a kid with her too!? Mall-Milf-shit"
"Dude.... that mallshit just ordered a happy meal fml"

by DirtySanchezLG January 10, 2012

Malese Dale

A person extremely socialy awkward. Natural habitat contains re-runs of the office while eating a whole sleeve of oreos.

Dude you see that Malese Dale?
Nah bro where?! O wait now I see it what the fuckkkkk

by woahhhhnelly October 10, 2012

Malvanis

A legendary WoW gamer renowned for proficiency under the Warlock class and beyond the skills of even Lettara of Exodus. Ex leader of World 1st guild Malediction.

Don't you wish all our warlocks were like Malvanis?

by Arattel fo Sudoxe October 22, 2012

Mall Stalking

When one is stalked in a mall by a very, very annoying person. This is typically the first stage of Mall Rape, which is a very, very rare type of person. Mall Stalking is a very annoyong issue many people who visit malls now a days face. Mall Stalkers can be easily identified by their behavior; they will follow you where ever you go, and if you look back at them, you may catch them look away or try to seem like he/she isn't following you. Mall Stalkers are also people who will blow up your phone if both of you are at the mall at the same time. Mall Rats are often confused with Mall Stalkers because of their similar behavior, but the Mall Rat and Mall Stalker are two very different species.

Allie: Hey, did you see that guy over there?
Paige: Yeah, I think he's following us.
1 hour later...
Allie: OMG, he is STILL following us!
Paige: Every time I look back at him, he just turns around and acts like we're not here.
Allie: OMG He is TOTALLY Mall Stalking us!

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow March 19, 2013

MALTITI

Music Art Loving Terribly Interrogative Trendy Individual

A music loving, terribly awesome and interrogating, always trendy and in style individual.

Girl, you so MALTITI

by TheNerual17 June 11, 2014

Malaycia

A sexy female that is very caring and down to earth and filled with passion.

Malaycia gave the depressed, humiliated girl a hug even though she didn't know who she was.

M

by laceey February 15, 2014