Mario

An Itallian man trying to save a blonde with stalkhome syndrome from a dragon

I played a Mario game and I'm a fucking noob and I died

by God's shit hole May 17, 2023

Mario Karted

Going from a high placement to a very low placement in a short amount of time due to the randomized items in any kart racing game. The term is most commonly used in the Mario Kart series, it’s namesake, but can also be used in other racing party games like Garfield Kart or Team Sonic Racing.

Person A:Wow, I’m dominating this race!
(Gets hit by Blue Shell)
Person A:Well, that’s OK, I’m still in 3rd, I’ll just come bac-
(Gets hit by Red Shell)
Person A:I’m just in sixth! It’s definitely still winnabl-
(Gets hit by Bullet Bill)
Person A:God dammit. I’m in 10th. I just got Mario Karted.
(Gets hit by Lightning)
(Finishes in 12th)

by anonymous June 29, 2023

Mario brothers

When one man’s penis touches toilet seat or rim of a toilet that another mans penis has touched - similar to Eskimo brothers but for toilets.

Man, your toilet is small, my dick touched the rim of it while sitting down.

I think we just became Mario brothers after that.

by curried_dmoney May 22, 2023

Mario

omofobo, transfobico, misogeno, razzista e disabile

Pische: mario gay
Fra: diocane.

by Sprema May 29, 2023

Mario Kart

A f*cking awesome ass game that everyone should play

P1: Yo let’s play the best game ever!
P2: Mario Kart?
P1: f*ck. yea

by Metroid > Zelda May 29, 2023

Mario Judah

The person that cant be found

Person 1: Where the fuck is Mario Judah?

by Stringcheese223 May 30, 2023

Mario Syndrome

When a person has to 1 UP any story you tell, no matter if it's something big, small, celebratory, or traumatic.

You know that girl, Sarah? I swear she has Mario syndrome. I can't tell her a single thing without her sharing her own experience.

by anonymous June 3, 2023