you know you go to long lake when :
- you put nutella on everything
- you long for pizza night
- you are either gay, rich, foreign, or jewish
- you live for bagel sunday
- there’s one kid in your bunk who gets the entire bunk sick
- you cry on hell night
- you LOVE aaron abs and owen creative writing
- the meatloaf tastes suspicious and they did sweeney todd last session
- you’ve seen tommy at least 3 times
- you know every word to camp rock and high school musical
- when an upper stone/herm 1 kid yells “no cuts!” but you yell back “cit cuts” even tho you’re not a cit
- you drink the enhanced water
- your bunk is a shitshow
- when you wonder why makii doesn’t choreograph any numbers for the dance show
- you miss dublin
- you come back with an entirely new vocabulary/accent
- all your friends are crazy talented
- you lose all your socks by the end of camp
- the word “sports” haunts you
- will fencing = bae
- you get sick right before your show
- you know where urinetown is
- when you get yelled at while trying to go to the fuck shack
- you’ve been branched
- you’ve had a laundrytastrophy
- you know all the calls during announcements
- you hate at least one of your counselors/unit leaders
jeff scares you
- you HAVE hooked up at camp (don’t deny it, everyone’s done it.)
- literally none of your counselors are from america
- you put on some POUNDS at camp
- you get campsick the day after camp ends because you miss all your best friends :(
- you put nutella on everything
- you long for pizza night
- you are either gay, rich, foreign, or jewish
- you live for bagel sunday
- there’s one kid in your bunk who gets the entire bunk sick
- you cry on hell night
- you LOVE aaron abs and owen creative writing
- the meatloaf tastes suspicious and they did sweeney todd last session
- you’ve seen tommy at least 3 times
- you know every word to camp rock and high school musical
- when an upper stone/herm 1 kid yells “no cuts!” but you yell back “cit cuts” even tho you’re not a cit
- you drink the enhanced water
- your bunk is a shitshow
- when you wonder why makii doesn’t choreograph any numbers for the dance show
- you miss dublin
- you come back with an entirely new vocabulary/accent
- all your friends are crazy talented
- you lose all your socks by the end of camp
- the word “sports” haunts you
- will fencing = bae
- you get sick right before your show
- you know where urinetown is
- when you get yelled at while trying to go to the fuck shack
- you’ve been branched
- you’ve had a laundrytastrophy
- you know all the calls during announcements
- you hate at least one of your counselors/unit leaders
jeff scares you
- you HAVE hooked up at camp (don’t deny it, everyone’s done it.)
- literally none of your counselors are from america
- you put on some POUNDS at camp
- you get campsick the day after camp ends because you miss all your best friends :(
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It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.
It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.
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"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"
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