long dick life

When you’re enjoying life with a long dick.

Oh my god. My long dick life is great. #ldl

by Yooooooitsme January 27, 2018

Long Distance Coronalationship

When you are separated from your girlfriend or boyfriend because of coronavirus, even if you live in the same city.

"I'm in a Long Distance Coronalationship with my super hot coding boyfriend Jonah even though he lives 3 kilometers away from me and I just want to squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish him!"

"I haven't seen my boyfriend for weeks because we are in a Long Distance Coronalationship"

by nnnnnnnn8 April 7, 2020

JACK LONG (CT)

is a good guy

JACK LONG (CT) is a good guy

by jack storm October 8, 2020

Long Story Deleted

Contemporary version of Long Story Short. Typically seen as LSD in electronic media (twitter, Reddit, facebook, text messages, emails, etc). Most often used when the outcome of a story is predictable.

My cousin set me up on a blind date. Long Story Deleted, she has been disinherited.

by AllusiveCrayon December 8, 2012

Frosted long John

A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.

I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.

by Mr. McPeterson February 24, 2023

Mile-Long Spread

When the men and women from come together into a giant line, plant themselves on a road and then they all spread open their asscheeks far and wide forming a massive mile-long cheek-opened line of people in form of protest.

holy fuuck dude i just saw a Mile-Long Spread

by Rionox February 14, 2023

Fort Kevin Long

Fort Kevin Long, a beautiful Nation not rivaled by many. Fort Kevin Long is one of the richest Nations and also has one of the least corrupt leaders to help run the country. Tommy G.

Fort Kevin Long is better than New Squidward

by OnlySpittingFactsAllDay January 11, 2023