by dame quick October 17, 2019
Get the lome long timemug. you know you go to long lake when :
- you put nutella on everything
- you long for pizza night
- you are either gay, rich, foreign, or jewish
- you live for bagel sunday
- there’s one kid in your bunk who gets the entire bunk sick
- you cry on hell night
- you LOVE aaron abs and owen creative writing
- the meatloaf tastes suspicious and they did sweeney todd last session
- you’ve seen tommy at least 3 times
- you know every word to camp rock and high school musical
- when an upper stone/herm 1 kid yells “no cuts!” but you yell back “cit cuts” even tho you’re not a cit
- you drink the enhanced water
- your bunk is a shitshow
- when you wonder why makii doesn’t choreograph any numbers for the dance show
- you miss dublin
- you come back with an entirely new vocabulary/accent
- all your friends are crazy talented
- you lose all your socks by the end of camp
- the word “sports” haunts you
- will fencing = bae
- you get sick right before your show
- you know where urinetown is
- when you get yelled at while trying to go to the fuck shack
- you’ve been branched
- you’ve had a laundrytastrophy
- you know all the calls during announcements
- you hate at least one of your counselors/unit leaders
jeff scares you
- you HAVE hooked up at camp (don’t deny it, everyone’s done it.)
- literally none of your counselors are from america
- you put on some POUNDS at camp
- you get campsick the day after camp ends because you miss all your best friends :(
- you put nutella on everything
- you long for pizza night
- you are either gay, rich, foreign, or jewish
- you live for bagel sunday
- there’s one kid in your bunk who gets the entire bunk sick
- you cry on hell night
- you LOVE aaron abs and owen creative writing
- the meatloaf tastes suspicious and they did sweeney todd last session
- you’ve seen tommy at least 3 times
- you know every word to camp rock and high school musical
- when an upper stone/herm 1 kid yells “no cuts!” but you yell back “cit cuts” even tho you’re not a cit
- you drink the enhanced water
- your bunk is a shitshow
- when you wonder why makii doesn’t choreograph any numbers for the dance show
- you miss dublin
- you come back with an entirely new vocabulary/accent
- all your friends are crazy talented
- you lose all your socks by the end of camp
- the word “sports” haunts you
- will fencing = bae
- you get sick right before your show
- you know where urinetown is
- when you get yelled at while trying to go to the fuck shack
- you’ve been branched
- you’ve had a laundrytastrophy
- you know all the calls during announcements
- you hate at least one of your counselors/unit leaders
jeff scares you
- you HAVE hooked up at camp (don’t deny it, everyone’s done it.)
- literally none of your counselors are from america
- you put on some POUNDS at camp
- you get campsick the day after camp ends because you miss all your best friends :(
by longlakeluvr69 August 15, 2019
Get the long lake campmug. A midway point betwixt a long story and its bullet points ("long story short"). Extra useless information is provided strictly to occupy more of the reader/listener's time.
A "long story medium" will contain less information than the original story upon which it is based, but can still be condensed further into a shorter, more succinct story.
A "long story medium" will contain less information than the original story upon which it is based, but can still be condensed further into a shorter, more succinct story.
There's so much to tell about last night's date, but long story medium, we went to dinner where we both ordered entrees and the appetizers were delicious, saw a movie which was 2 hours long, ate ice cream in 3 different flavours, and I now have an STI.
by math-o-nerd June 11, 2010
Get the long story mediummug. A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...
B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.
B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.
by ItsUNoHuu April 5, 2021
Get the Long Distance Simpmug. Contemporary version of Long Story Short. Typically seen as LSD in electronic media (twitter, Reddit, facebook, text messages, emails, etc). Most often used when the outcome of a story is predictable.
by AllusiveCrayon December 8, 2012
Get the Long Story Deletedmug. A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.
I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.
by Mr. McPeterson February 24, 2023
Get the Frosted long Johnmug. by Yooooooitsme January 27, 2018
Get the long dick lifemug.