Meat log

A journal where you keep track of how much you have sex or jack off

I added a lot to my meat log this week

by Sjhdgsgdhjd October 08, 2018

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Every man has a meat log in their clothing waiting to be swallowed whole by the predatory women

Bro my meat log is hard so you should call your stepsister.

She’s 14

by Oofheadass October 20, 2019

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Meat Log

by BillisChegg April 16, 2019

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basically combat logging but instead caused by mobs

by pepperppmaint June 08, 2022

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A short skinny person who sleeps like a log

I'm so fat! I can hardly sleep anymore

Nono no your an onion log

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When your husband is wrapped in a fuzzy blanket spread out across the bed

by Deadpool92 August 24, 2020

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v. Taking LSD and going into the woods overnight to camp under the stars whilst trying to maintain a fire the whole trip.

Scott and Damon had a good log jostling up in the woods last night.

What say you and I go for a little bit of log jostling this weekend?

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