joke

A joke defines a topic that people regard as funny, entertaining and makes them smile.

Warning ⚠️:
- When telling a joke make sure you do not insult the Islam.

Otherwise you will find yourself immediately at another place.

Reference:
- Islamic Rescue Mission of Charlie Hebdo

For example take this joke which is not the way to go when surrounded by Islamists:

What does a women wearing a burqa do with facetime?

She started an anomymous call.

by Dudenverlag November 16, 2018

Gods joke

When a girl has an outstanding body only to find when you look up she has an unpleasant face like god spent ages making sure the body was perfect and then deciding it would be funny to stick and ugly head on it, similar to butterface.

Guy 1 - Wow look at the legs and ass on that!
Guy 2 - Totally, check out the rack too, WOW looked up its another one of gods jokes.

by Wright9 December 3, 2010

Joke

A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline.

a joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allied!
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!

by bambidear June 29, 2011

Anti-Joke

Any 'joke' that makes you feel a deep sense of regret after the punchline.

2 Typical Anti-Joke Scenarios:
Guy#1: Why did the plane crash?
Guy#2: I dunno
Guy#1: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
*Guy#2 Facepalms*

Guy#1: What did Batman say to get Robin in the Batmobile?
Guy#2: I dunno, what?
Guy#1: Get in the Batmobile!
*Guy#2 Slits his wrists*

by madcunnttt September 9, 2010

joke

- a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline

- a trick played on someone for fun.

- a person or thing that is ridiculously inadequate

- a pathetic person who no one takes seriously. they only get negative attention and no one cares about their feelings.

"what did the elephant say to the naked man? ... how do you breathe out of that thing?!"

the two girls egged and tp'd her house for fun

her comebacks are jokes, they dont even make sense.

"after finding out about her weekend sexcapades, people realized nikki is the biggest joke."

by Kansas Girlie November 29, 2009

Joke Choke

When you start laughing uncontrollably even before you finish telling a joke.

I didn't get the joke, he started to Joke Choke, so he didn't even finish

by adiz97 April 25, 2011

jimmy joke

An inappropriate or dirty joke

Meghan: I just heard this hilarious jimmy joke
Carmen: omg tell me
Meghan: what's the useless piece of skin on the dick? The man!
Carmen:that's the funniest jimmy joke I've ever heard!

by A mono October 30, 2015