jean rule

A guy shouldn't wear jeans to his girlfriend's house, instead he should wear sweatpants or shorts so that way it's easier for her to feel him or see when he gets hard.

Girl: when you come over, follow the jean rule!
Boy: what's a jean rule?

by userk1147893601cm July 20, 2023

matti-jean

A girl who seems very sweet and kind, but her are deceiving she is actually naughty and dosnt listen and gets upset if she dosnt get her way. Matti-jean usally born in june are cute but evil once she gets to know you.

Matti-jean you are annoying when u cry for no reason.

by Billybobcow May 31, 2020

jean eating vagina

A vagina that eats the jeans of the pants

Damn Daniel got a Jean eating vagina

Ohoh ohoh nooooo

by Ur667 May 23, 2016

Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.

The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!

by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025

New jean srupda

New jean srupda 뉴진스럽다

: A recent slang used in Korea nowadays
: Meaning something is selfish and petty.

A: I'll use youtube for the team project.

B: Nope. You can't. Only I'm going to use it!

A: Ho that's New jean srupda

by 한국인 현자 June 23, 2024

Jean

also a guys name

Jean is also a guy's name

by axo of the many August 10, 2022

Jean-Denis

a man with an enourmous fat daddy donkey cock.

Evan: hey did you hear how Antoine LaGrenade's wife got fucked by a student

Thomas: yea i heard he got cucked by Jean-Denis

Evan: wow he has such a gargantuan baby blaster

by LordChodiusThe3rd September 13, 2022