Jake: dude.
Cole: yeah?
Jake: how's that spicy italian? gotcha bitch!
Cole: you're gay. i swear. (keeps eating)
Cole: yeah?
Jake: how's that spicy italian? gotcha bitch!
Cole: you're gay. i swear. (keeps eating)
by Jacob Ruffing May 15, 2008
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Natives of a sunny country shaped like a boot which borders on the Mediterranean sea, this country was once the heart of the Roman Empire. The modern Italian is the least appealing of the European peoples who combine natural criminal propensities with an attitude of slavish idolatry toward that Whore of Rome, the Pope. A number of Italians have moved to the United States where they amuse themselves though organized crime and stuffing their grease faces with pasta at the Olive Garden.
When speaking, the Italians gesture frantically with their hands in an attempt to distract your gaze from their ugly
faces-upon which are clearly etched the marks of their moral and intellectual degeneracy. They cannot stop stealing, and will sometimes go so far as to steal money that is rightfully theirs from the pockets of their own trousers even as they wear them. Worse yet, they rarely
catch themselves doing so.
Otherwise, they amuse themselves by kidnapping the neighbor's children, voting for Communists, and staying out on strike, where they've been since the 1940s. On the field of battle they are abject cowards, and in the kitchen they're enthralled with bruised tomatoes and
the noodle only.
When speaking, the Italians gesture frantically with their hands in an attempt to distract your gaze from their ugly
faces-upon which are clearly etched the marks of their moral and intellectual degeneracy. They cannot stop stealing, and will sometimes go so far as to steal money that is rightfully theirs from the pockets of their own trousers even as they wear them. Worse yet, they rarely
catch themselves doing so.
Otherwise, they amuse themselves by kidnapping the neighbor's children, voting for Communists, and staying out on strike, where they've been since the 1940s. On the field of battle they are abject cowards, and in the kitchen they're enthralled with bruised tomatoes and
the noodle only.
by 111 August 6, 2006
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Maria: "Was it good last night?"
Bianca: "Yeah, he put me down on the kitchen counter and we did the italian taco"
Bianca: "Yeah, he put me down on the kitchen counter and we did the italian taco"
by Philip the Water Tank August 11, 2010
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guy1:OMG,her toes are all different sizes!!
guy2:What do you mean??
guy1:Well,they dont go from bigger to smaller,their just all different!
guy2:Oh,ok its probably just because she has italian toes,duh
guy1:Oh,ok it all makes sense now.
guy2:What do you mean??
guy1:Well,they dont go from bigger to smaller,their just all different!
guy2:Oh,ok its probably just because she has italian toes,duh
guy1:Oh,ok it all makes sense now.
by Marc Tremblay May 3, 2008
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Mrs. Khachadourian is an Italian of the Mideast---when she speaks Armenian, it rolls off her tongue like music, just like Mr. Giannini when he speaks Italian.
by pentozali April 8, 2006
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