I still need to get my homework done, file FAFSA form, and work on my novel, but I'll just reply to this post for a few more . . .
*checks clock*
DAMN! I've been on the internet for five hours already?
*checks clock*
DAMN! I've been on the internet for five hours already?
by Killing Kittens May 15, 2006
Get the internet mug.Used when someone is so very retarded that they dont deserve to be on the internet, these people can usually be identified easily:
14 years of age, female, over use of 'lol'.
10-18 male, anime references, no regard to grammer, and no regard to spelling.
Used to show superiority over the said retard, as in, I have more right to be on the internet than you do.
14 years of age, female, over use of 'lol'.
10-18 male, anime references, no regard to grammer, and no regard to spelling.
Used to show superiority over the said retard, as in, I have more right to be on the internet than you do.
14 year old girl: lol u lyk 24 lol dats so sht lol
Tibor: Get The Fuck off My Internet before I come to your house and shit on your face
Tibor: Get The Fuck off My Internet before I come to your house and shit on your face
by Tibor May 22, 2005
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1. One who is incapable to use the internet.
2. One who is bad at using common, tools on the internet.
2. One who is bad at using common, tools on the internet.
phil: I tried finding free porn, but I couldn't.
john: What? Dude, google any word and you get porn.
phil: What's google?
john: You're internetarded.
john: What? Dude, google any word and you get porn.
phil: What's google?
john: You're internetarded.
by Eric Garside June 14, 2006
Get the internetard mug.Describing a person who does at least 2 of the following actions while on a computer connected to the internet.
1. Sends at least 3 FWD: e-mail chain letters unsoliticedly on seperate dates, esp. the one about the anorexic girl in a third world country who needs you to spread the message.
2. Actually believes that if they whack the monkey in the banner ad, they will come across a $20 bill from heaven.
3. Goes in to chat rooms, esp. AOL chat rooms and pastes the same message over and over, especially one that fits their agenda.
4. Same as above but posts "Press" (a number) "if you like" (insert unliked thing here).
5. Has installed any software from Gator or any other known malware--actually believing the corporation's speil.
1. Sends at least 3 FWD: e-mail chain letters unsoliticedly on seperate dates, esp. the one about the anorexic girl in a third world country who needs you to spread the message.
2. Actually believes that if they whack the monkey in the banner ad, they will come across a $20 bill from heaven.
3. Goes in to chat rooms, esp. AOL chat rooms and pastes the same message over and over, especially one that fits their agenda.
4. Same as above but posts "Press" (a number) "if you like" (insert unliked thing here).
5. Has installed any software from Gator or any other known malware--actually believing the corporation's speil.
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Get the internet girl mug.Someone who causes dismay to someone on the internet that they don't even know, much less befrended on a site. They are most likely known to put lame or hurtful comments on someone's facebook, YouTube video (mainly videos in which the user is attempting something new like animation or clay mation), or anywhere you can openly post comments. Internet Trolls are known to also have nver contributed to the site they terrorize on and have a lame username. The best way to control the troll is to post a hurtful comment back or just delete, mark as spam, or report the comment.
Example of an Internet Troll #1
Puckerupbabii120: You need to drop dead. You guys look so retarded in this piece of shit you call a video.
Example of an Internet Troll #2
JesusSUX101: Do you really think that anyone cares about you? You gay dickhead.
Puckerupbabii120: You need to drop dead. You guys look so retarded in this piece of shit you call a video.
Example of an Internet Troll #2
JesusSUX101: Do you really think that anyone cares about you? You gay dickhead.
by nanopanda June 23, 2010
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