A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.
"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."
by Michael, from Maudlin High October 4, 2017
Get the shower omelette mug.When you and the boys are hot and sweaty after a long California day bballin so you all hop into one homie’s shower together in order to save water.
by Ezygon November 22, 2019
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Get the mole shower mug.boom show·er
/bo͞om SHou(ə)r/
noun
1.
a party held exclusively by the male gender to celebrate a life milestone. Alcohol and stupid behavior is requisite.
/bo͞om SHou(ə)r/
noun
1.
a party held exclusively by the male gender to celebrate a life milestone. Alcohol and stupid behavior is requisite.
by Computore November 16, 2016
Get the Boom shower mug.It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back
c) you are trying to distract yourself
d) you are scared of getting sick
But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back
c) you are trying to distract yourself
d) you are scared of getting sick
But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.
by Firephoenix June 16, 2020
Get the Covid showering mug.An action in which your legs are simply too tired, yet you don’t want to take a bath. Instead you just turn the shower and sit down with all your items circled around you so you don’t have to stand
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Get the Sitting Shower mug.When you have had a stressful week at work and you come home and your spouse is mad at you so you just want to get away and relax by having a margarita drink in the shower.
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